I butt-dialed 911 today
they called back
I thought somebody was prank calling me
whoops?
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- paranoia: They're laughing at you, all of them. They think you look weird. They think you look awful, like shit. They're laughing at you because you're ugly. They pity you. They're glad they are nothing like you at all, you freak.
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I love how in every Avengers fic I read, even if it takes place after the movie,
Coulson is always there.
Just there.
Like the entire fandom plugged their ears and screamed “LA LA LA LA LA WE CAN’T HEAR YOU” when he died.
And this is a good thing.
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my entire life is just me “winging it”
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i don’t think we’re using this site the way it was intended to be used
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- Friend: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
- Me: Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish.
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